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Ellie, Ellie lama sabachtanai: Hilly Billy Survival

"Doublé Ellé. You signed up for the Hillybilly yet?"

"I told you yesterday, Wilsonito, just like the day before: of course I have."

Two weeks until Hilly Billy, and it's almost like a Christmas panto in the back of the shop. Wilson's almost like the kid waiting for Christmas Eve who keeps asking their parents if Santa's coming again this year.

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Ellie, Ellie lama sabachtanai: Hilly Billy Survival

Review: Godandfamous x Roadrunner Paincave Handlebar bag

Now that bikepacking is popular, everyone is getting on the extra bags or long rides game. If you are a reformed (or unrepentant) fixie kid, that means you've got a track bike kicking around with no waterbottle mounts. Enter the handlebar bag.

Review: Godandfamous x Roadrunner Paincave Handlebar bag

In Search of Lost Time: Leap Day Waterfallchasing

Yeah, I was at Great Falls, y'alls. Yeah, my cobbled together spare random afternoon was pretty awesome. Yeah, my time outside of time, this strange anomaly and quirk of the calendar, this first moment of spring in the midst of winter, this half-planned adventure of "ride faster and I can be still longer"—it somehow all came together.

In Search of Lost Time: Leap Day Waterfallchasing

Revenge of The Water Bottle: another review of Monster Cross

There are people that always find an excuse for their performance at any type of competitive event, unless they win...whether I was to fault the Zipp bottle cages, or the Camelbak bottles, this was sabotage. And I was fucked. No water, no racing, just surviving.

Revenge of The Water Bottle: another review of Monster Cross

Kudos: Tenspeed Hero Noosa CX Merino Wool Socks (the ones with cows!)

Look, if you're wanting an actual review, you're in the wrong place. I mean, "five out of five cogs, keep feet warm, go well in shoes, great socks" could be said about most of the wool two-thirds of my sockdrawer.

Kudos: Tenspeed Hero Noosa CX Merino Wool Socks (the ones with cows!)

(Very) Long Term Review: All-City cycles Nature Boy

I've been cruising around on my All-City Cycles Nature Boy single speed cyclocross bike for about 3 years now. At various stages it's been bike camping, it's been my primary commuter,  it's been my trail bike, it's raced gravel grinders, it's raced a season of cyclocross, and it's even been carried over the barriers during a US National Championship race.

(Very) Long Term Review: All-City cycles Nature Boy